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Eleven Fashion Tips from Sedrick & Moses

Posted on December 8, 2009 | By Patty Pino | 1 Comment

Faux Hawk – Don’t be a tool.

Shirt tucked in to Sweatpants – it means you’re crazy.

New Balance Sneakers – We know! They’re good for your feet…but, they’re not good for your sex life.

All of one color.

Skulls – you’re not 13 any more.

Shoes go with Socks – You wouldn’t walk around with just your socks on, would you?

We don’t care what team you like.

Scarves on Guys – Unless it’s attached to a ceiling fan.

L.L. Bean

Guys in Spandex – We know you’re crazy; you don’t have to show us your nuts.

Bluetooth Headset – We hope it rains and you electrocute your head.

Sedrick and Moses are friends with Patty, and she forced them into creating this list on a lazy Sunday.  They told me, “We don’t dress very well, but we know what looks stupid”.


One Response to “Eleven Fashion Tips from Sedrick & Moses”

  1. jen
    December 10th, 2009 @ 10:52 pm

    pretty funny, ya’ll. my favorite was the shirt tucked into sweat pants. freakin’ hilarious.

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