Posted on December 18, 2009 | By Robert LaFrance | No Comments
Listen to bands that don’t exist
Swear off all friends and/or family
Develop an addiction (sex, drugs… anything will work – just ask Tiger)
Posted on December 16, 2009 | By Patty Pino | No Comments
Create-Your-Own-Territory Syndrome – making a barrier around yourself by spreading your stuff all over the conference table.
Forgetting to mute on a conference call, and having others hear your dog barking, your kid banging blocks together, or the construction guy drilling in the background.
Asking “Do you want that leader to be photographed in a Tuxedo or a Clown Suit?” (Doesn’t get a laugh; I tried it.)
Admitting “I’m only here for the free snacks.”
Asking “What do all of these acronyms stand for, again?”
Posted on December 10, 2009 | By Christian | 2 Comments
Ok, I admit it. I am not a winter person. Not even a little bit. And since my wife and kids are sick of hearing me bitch about it, I thought I would share with the world!
- It starts getting dark around lunch.
- Its friggin cold outside!
- Its friggin cold inside!
- Snow! Shoveling it, idiots driving in it, its ability to find its way down the back of my neck. Pretty much everything to do with it.
Posted on December 8, 2009 | By Patty Pino | 1 Comment
Faux Hawk – Don’t be a tool.
Shirt tucked in to Sweatpants – it means you’re crazy.
New Balance Sneakers – We know! They’re good for your feet…but, they’re not good for your sex life.
All of one color.
Posted on November 30, 2009 | By Patty Pino | No Comments
When she has to repeat the salad dressing choices for the fourth time, because you didn’t listen to her when she said them the first time for the person sitting on your right, the second time for the person sitting across from you, and the third time for the person who is sitting immediately to your left.
When you’re the last party in the restaurant, they’ve been cleaning up for an hour around you, and you have the nerve to order a cappuccino.
When you’re Michael Bolton and you don’t like anything on the menu and you want pasta with none of the sauces the restaurant offers – oh, and it is a SEAFOOD restaurant, by the way, Bolton… Read more