Eleven reasons why things don’t get done in my life. There may be a million reasons not to do something, but I will limit myself to these.

Posted on November 13, 2009 | By Christian | No Comments

1. It’s much easier to roll over.
2. It’s not getting done just because someone told me to do it.
3. Bacon.  It really doesn’t have much to do with anything, but I love it so much.
4. Because there are 10 other things I need to do that aren’t getting done either.
5. It conflicts with my nap.
6. Two words for you… Tequila
7. Time is money, and I’m broke.
8. I dunno, but it ain’t getting done.
9. Do I really need a reason not to do something?
10. Because if you’re going to do something, do it right.
11. Could you pass me the remote?

Eleven Things I Hate About Corporate America

Posted on September 24, 2009 | By Christian | No Comments

Corporate Jargon – Mastering your core competency and keeping positive momentum to maintain six sigma synergy by delivering the key metrics to present the value added revenue mix for our shareholders.

Shareholders

9-5 (which is today is more like 8-6)
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